Characters

Burke

The main guy, the creme de la creme, the head honcho, it's Burke!!!

Burke is an introverted and very shy guy who's not that much of a risk taker

Betsy

The other one, Burke's good companion and housemate, it's Betsy!!!

Alphonse

Burke and Betsy's pet. An unknown species who has to remain in a green liquid (it's colored bleach) at all times, otherwise he will disintegrate into powder.

He is very aggresive and requires extreme supervision while taking care of him, he also eats people he doesn't like.

Baxter

Betsy's good companion. Totally tubular and radical and 1000 other words for cool

Uncle Pete

Burke's aggresive, disabled, geriatric and cranky uncle, survivor and veteran of the Great Alkaline war in 1986 which got 814,500 people killed.

Contrary to popular belief he did not have his legs broken during the war, he actually got them broken after losing a $1000 bet in 1993